All Hail Great Leader, Comarade Hun Sen

Under the auspices rule of the great Hun Sen and his clan of powerful Okhnas and benevolent
national developments, we the people of Cambodia are happy and proud to kneel before your excellencies and this great government, and prostrate ourselves before civils servants and beg for mercy to not do their job so well by from time to time we invite them to burn our house, shoot our family and steal our land. We are the proud destitute citizen of Cambodia. We are the Khmer people.